January 2010
December 2009
I'm not stupid.
Don’t be dense :) If I’m right, then that’s just absolutely immature and selfish. Stop making puppets out of everyone. It’s ugly. I can smell your interiors rotting with an immense stench of desperation. Man the fuck up. There’s no sense in us talking because you will only believe what you’d rather and put on a mask of a victim. I’m sick and tired of your...
“I think I want a purity ring.”
– Serious talk. (via moniquegail)
I seriously fucking second that .
(via ahchoochiee) Quit lying to yourselves. LOLOL (via nonaawy)
I second what nona said xD
(via tianaeatsyou)
Hoes I never asked you to get one so,stfu D:<
Btw,its going to be a purity ring on a necklace . (via ahchoochiee)...
“It’s funny how the opposite sex makes you feel insecure and special at the...”
Part II
M: I'm naming my cat Pikachu
W: Ew cats don't deserve that name
M: Yeah well bunnies are fat
W: Not if I hop em. And I'm gonna throw a baby shower for it!
M: Oh yeah?! Well I'm throwing a rave. And a bachelor/bachelorretes party >;o
W: lolz what a party animal
M: LOL I GET IT
“I think I want a purity ring.”
– Serious talk.
Part I
C: Ohlala i want a kitty. but whatevs im getting a bunny anyway .didja know bunnys can be potty trained ?
M: Ew they bite
C: So do cats
M: But cats can say "meow"
C: Bunnies have cutesie ears!
M: so? cats have nine lives. OOOOH PWNT.
C: Bunnies can hop.
M: cats land on their feet/paws lawl
C: so do bunnies?
M: lulz no they land on their fat cutesie ears
“I confess to having the hots for Frankie Muniz. Shamelessly.”
Oh what the heck, why not.
I’ve been awake since 2 and I can’t sleep so I might as well do shit.
+ cook/eat breakfast
+ exfoliate & shower
+ start babysitting
+ “clean” room. harhar
+ group empty smirnoff bottles somewhere
+ call for lunch
+ keep on babysitting
+ whine about how I need to go to the mall
+ go to the mall
+ etc
Yeah, and my new year’s resolution: compliment...
Baby will you be my corona & lime?
And I will be your main squeeeeze. That song’s nostalgia trippin. I hate being on my rag. Summun give me a tampon.
"Roseanne"
It’s a guilty pleasure. Like Britney Spears and rice.
“Your lies are the best temporary medicine ever.”
Mortifying.
ahchoochiee:
moniquegail:
Me & Chels are at Samurai with barely proper clothes on, wearing only shorts and a sweater. This is epic fail cuhs everyones looking. I hate being looked at D
LOLOLOLOL Who cares nigguh !We gots food >:D
Plus it was just the rottick alumni peeps :p
Soo going back there! Mochi gooooood!
Mortifying.
ahchoochiee:
moniquegail:
Me & Chels are at Samurai with barely proper clothes on, wearing only shorts and a sweater. This is epic fail cuhs everyones looking. I hate being looked at D
LOLOLOLOL Who cares nigguh !We gots food >:D
Plus it was just the rottick alumni peeps :p
Soo going back there! Mochi gooooood!
“You tug on my heartstrings and my zipper.”
“Everything would make more sense if I were deaf. Words lost their credibility...”
Mortifying.
Me & Chels are at Samurai with barely proper clothes on, wearing only shorts and a sweater. This is epic fail cuhs everyones looking. I hate being looked at D
Travels with Charley
I liked that book. It was human.
“I’m not lazy, I’m just resting for my 30’s.”
– Alex Russo, “Wizards of Waverly Place”.
13653.) I'm tired of being the one chasing. I...
Ironically though, my cardio system is wack. So we’d have to walk instead.
“Without fantasy, there would be no reality. Reality would then just be called...”
I'm fucken itchy.
I have these nasty bumps all over the place. I THINK I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING I’M ALLERGIC TO :) And it feels liberating, it really does. Wow everything bad just feels so good today; maybe it won’t tomorrow, but eh. Tough luck buttercup. Aiyo these bumps are really getting in the way of my sleep. They look like little bite marks. AHHH Edward Cullen?!?! Did you give me my christmas...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS :D
conradical:
moniquegail:
You’re amazing. I’m sorry I missed almost all of the mass service today. I have sucky resources.
So guys :) I’m pink all over. Bahah I feel warmmm. My legs are weak too, and my eyes can’t open all the way. It’s either I’m tired, or I’m tipsy. Who cares!! IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE TIRED. SRSLY.
And so my christmas goes on for another day, but for tonight I am off to...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS :D
You’re amazing. I’m sorry I missed almost all of the mass service today. I have sucky resources.
So guys :) I’m pink all over. Bahah I feel warmmm. My legs are weak too, and my eyes can’t open all the way. It’s either I’m tired, or I’m tipsy. Who cares!! IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE TIRED. SRSLY.
And so my christmas goes on for another day, but for tonight I...
“I hate christmas.”
